Did you hear that, lads?
MacKenzie, American, and happy.
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He says we'll blunt the knives!
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majortvjunkie:

this video defined a generation

18 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 106,517 notes
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tsutori:

j3sss:

Careful! Tiny bird crossing.

THIS IS EVERYTHING I WANT IN LIFE. TINY BIRDS FOLLOWING ME.

18 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 9,920 notes
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hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

If Game of Thrones has taught me anything it’s Kings are fucking weak and don’t mess with a Queen

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brendon-urie-the-raging-homo:

charmancler:

folieadude:

he’s one of us

:/ he’s not “one of us.” there is no “one of us”. he has a disorder that’s horrible to deal with….. it’s not a quirky group of totally awkward xD tumbler folk

thank you

brendon-urie-the-raging-homo:

charmancler:

folieadude:

he’s one of us

:/ he’s not “one of us.” there is no “one of us”. he has a disorder that’s horrible to deal with….. it’s not a quirky group of totally awkward xD tumbler folk

thank you

18 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 7,751 notes

joetrohman:

im sorry patrick

18 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 708 notes
metrobussy:

releasings:

new haircut :)

see this selfie? none of us will have a selfie like this selfie. none of us are this man. none of us will ever post anything that gets as many notes as this selfie. oh, you have a hundred note selfie? cool. oh, you have a thousand note selfie? nice. but this guy? this guy’s got 44k notes on his selfie because he got a new fucking haircut. he’s been on every kind of blog. pale grunge, soft ghetto, comedy, fandom, all of them. none of us will ever have a selfie quite like this. we’re pathetic. we’re nothing, we graduate and get 50 notes on our selfies, he gets a new haircut, and he gets 44 thousand. who are we? nobody, that’s who.

metrobussy:

releasings:

new haircut :)

see this selfie? none of us will have a selfie like this selfie. none of us are this man. none of us will ever post anything that gets as many notes as this selfie. oh, you have a hundred note selfie? cool. oh, you have a thousand note selfie? nice. but this guy? this guy’s got 44k notes on his selfie because he got a new fucking haircut. he’s been on every kind of blog. pale grunge, soft ghetto, comedy, fandom, all of them. none of us will ever have a selfie quite like this. we’re pathetic. we’re nothing, we graduate and get 50 notes on our selfies, he gets a new haircut, and he gets 44 thousand. who are we? nobody, that’s who.

18 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 54,188 notes

mishasminions:

drunkenwords:

Scary just got sexy

I’VE NEVER BEEN MORE AROUSED

18 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | J | 110,759 notes
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pharcydes:

"Brother, why have you forsaken me?"

pharcydes:

"Brother, why have you forsaken me?"

1 day ago on April 14th, 2014 | J | 33,728 notes
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toxxic-fairyy:

This guy has the biggest balls

1 day ago on April 14th, 2014 | J | 12,507 notes

graffeti:

my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctors the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife

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toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

1 day ago on April 14th, 2014 | J | 231,195 notes

gingerbatch-addict:

salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen

1 day ago on April 14th, 2014 | J | 402,991 notes